When Apple's newest update, By name of ios5 Came out, it was quite marvelous, The Apple comp'ny thrived. And later came the next one. - ios6.1 Another great achievement, Complicated, but still fun. But then alas, a failure, The seventh i.o.s It's really rather crappy, An awful little pest. The apps are flat, No borders. A part of the home screen. It's really rather simple, And looks too flat and clean. I'd write complaints to apple, But i don't like to be mean But i must say, it's not their best Too sci-fi and pristine. I'm really quite offended By this patronising fail. It makes me want to unupdate, Lie on the floor and wail. It's much more fit for babies, Than 9-10 years plus. I fear, dear Apple - for you That there'll be a massive fuss. All will be complaining, Of these weird facilities. I really think that better Could be made by chimpanzees! Okay, i'll stop complaining. Yes, i don't like this update But Apple, in a pre-warning, Make the next one really great!!!
by Libby Rotherham